http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smosh/uploads2008-12-05T02:15:27.000Zhttp://www.youtube.com/img/pic_youtubelogo_123x63.gifsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshYouTube data API61125http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/bJXKkxE1Ri02006-10-04T19:11:29.000Z2008-12-05T02:15:27.000ZAnthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite food is superior. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Food Battle 2006Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite food is superior. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, donut, frosted, hecox, ian, padilla, pink, smosh, sprinkled, taquitoComedyCarmichael, Ca2006-09-20http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/R_6ItxioUco2008-11-21T22:40:33.000Z2008-12-05T02:29:10.000ZWe teamed up with I Set My Friends on Fire to make a hardcore music video about sex ed. GET SEX ED MERCH: http://smosh.com/merch DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=298572659&s=143441 Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.com Link to buy I Set My Friends on Fire's new album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=291883436&s=143441 http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh http://myspace.com/isetmyfriendsonfire LYRICS: There comes a time in every mans life when he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck (and commas rule!) This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) And did we mention The risk of getting STDs Not just gross hookers have it Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed Your body is growing You will get hairy Your puny voice will start to change And your no-no place will feel a bit strange Your pits will stink You'll get zits on your face Without this knowledge you will scare girls away So listen to this song every daysmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Sex Ed RocksWe teamed up with I Set My Friends on Fire to make a hardcore music video about sex ed. GET SEX ED MERCH: http://smosh.com/merch DOWNLOAD THE MP3: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=298572659&s=143441 Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.com Link to buy I Set My Friends on Fire's new album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=291883436&s=143441 http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh http://myspace.com/isetmyfriendsonfire LYRICS: There comes a time in every mans life when he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina, that would be crappy Because periods suck (and commas rule!) This is Sex Education, not grammar, fool! Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed And it takes only one sperm cell to make a baby, And if you think they are cute, then you must be crazy Babies suck because they barf and poo and cry They have the ability to pee in your eye (OH MY GOD IT BURNS!) And did we mention The risk of getting STDs Not just gross hookers have it Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit You don't know who Dennis Rodman is? Well maybe you should watch more basketball Wait a second this is not about sports Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these shorts Chorus: When she gives you affection, you better wear protection That skank might have an infection, are you paying close attention? In Sex Ed, remember what you read Just forget what the others have said get it through your head, use your brain before you go to bed Your body is growing You will get hairy Your puny voice will start to change And your no-no place will feel a bit strange Your pits will stink You'll get zits on your face Without this knowledge you will scare girls away So listen to this song every dayanthony, education, fire, friends, hardcore, hecox, ian, ismfof, matt, mihana, moo, my, nabil, on, padilla, set, sex, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/FdWCjUG2ffU2008-08-23T19:05:00.000Z2008-12-05T02:05:38.000ZAnthony and Ian run into trouble when they get lost in the mountains. Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Going to the MountainsAnthony and Ian run into trouble when they get lost in the mountains. Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, button, easy, elf, gas, hecox, ian, money, padilla, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/AIKwo6biwyE2007-10-26T21:59:57.000Z2008-12-05T02:21:40.000ZAnthony thinks his house is haunted. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - The HauntingAnthony thinks his house is haunted. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, ghost, guess, haunted, hecox, house, ian, noises, padilla, reptar, smosh, spooky, whoComedyCarmichael, ca2007-10-21http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/ly0dBk7yqYU2008-07-26T17:52:24.000Z2008-12-05T02:15:53.000ZBLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Anthony & Ian thought "fighting to the death to prove which of their favorite foods is superior" twice wasn't enough! Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Food Battle 2008BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Anthony & Ian thought "fighting to the death to prove which of their favorite foods is superior" twice wasn't enough! Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh2006, 2007, 2008, anthony, battle, churro, donut, fight, food, hecox, ian, padilla, smosh, trailer, warsComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/CHi51oWzV_M2007-05-29T19:18:23.000Z2008-12-05T01:50:56.000ZAnthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite foods is superior.... AGAIN! BLOOPERS: http://www.smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Food Battle 2007Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their favorite foods is superior.... AGAIN! BLOOPERS: http://www.smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh2006, anthony, celery, donut, frosted, padilla, pink, smosh, sprinkled, taquitoComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/L5-0k1HHh_k2007-09-28T20:19:14.000Z2008-12-05T02:26:33.000ZIan becomes jealous when Anthony gets accepted to be a male model. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Male ModelIan becomes jealous when Anthony gets accepted to be a male model. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshaccepted, anthony, blazing, bodies, hecox, ian, modeling, padilla, smoshComedyCarmichael, Ca2007-09-21http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/IY1Fn796MoY2007-11-16T21:30:16.000Z2008-12-05T01:15:17.000ZAnthony and Ian stumble upon a murder while playing with their new RC plane. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Toy AirplaneAnthony and Ian stumble upon a murder while playing with their new RC plane. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, chick, dead, hecox, ian, murder, padilla, plane, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/1805nDJ_Fns2008-04-12T18:08:30.000Z2008-12-05T01:46:52.000ZAnthony is required to take care of a fake baby in order to pass his Sociology class. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com/videos/crybaby http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - CrybabyAnthony is required to take care of a fake baby in order to pass his Sociology class. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com/videos/crybaby http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, assignment, baby, cry, fake, hecox, ian, padilla, school, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/QVBC1Ht8iJ42008-02-09T18:16:06.000Z2008-12-05T02:26:07.000ZBoxman tries to get a girlfriend. LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4 BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Beat by Lance Dean: http://myspace.com/theellarsound Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com/videos/boxmangf http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me? Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?smoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Boxman's GirlfriendBoxman tries to get a girlfriend. LEARN THE DANCE: http://youtube.com/watch?v=-TK_KyJxcq4 BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Beat by Lance Dean: http://myspace.com/theellarsound Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com/videos/boxmangf http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: There was this one time not too long ago I saw this one girl that made my heart explode She wasn't like the rest, no, she wasn't a ho If I made her my girl, my life would be whole I've never spoken to her, not even a word I know that you're thinking that sounds absurd But believe me I've tried, but to no avail When I flirt with girls, I always fail Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend He's trying, real hard, but he can't get a girlfriend It's about time that I face my fears Or I'll regret this for years and years Man, I'm so nervous, I think I might hurl... Hey there Boxman, my name is pretty girl Oh wait, i'm sorry, i'm not good at this ...You smell that? it smells like piss Oh God, excuse me, just ignore the pee Will you please go on a date with me? Boxman, Boxman, Boxman just got a girlfriend Even after pissing his pants, Boxman just got a girlfriend Why you with a box when you're lookin' so hot You know that kinda thing will get you shot Humans and boxes just don't intertwine I could have you arrested for this crime What's wrong with you man? It's the 21st century Why you gotta go and act so elementary I'm human inside, although it doesn't show Come on baby, lets go I'm not gonna let people bring me down Now that's just something that I won't allow I taught myself that i should just walk away But then I always throw boiling water in their face If there's something that I've learned from all this It's that love is not about a kiss or chocolates But sticking together through thick and thin And if someone's a dick, throw hot water on him Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend He's wanted for attempted murder, but he still has a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a girlfriend Boxman, Boxman, Boxman has got a boyfriend?anthony, box, hecox, ian, man, padilla, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/0GMzzp_nJbw2007-03-16T22:31:21.000Z2008-12-05T01:26:15.000ZAnthony takes his driver's license test. Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - License TestAnthony takes his driver's license test. Watch this video in high quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, babies, driver, drivers, hecox, ian, licence, man, mr., old, padilla, robbery, roboto, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/7VTjBjejlNE2008-03-01T19:24:19.000Z2008-12-05T01:56:32.000ZIan bets Anthony not to use his right hand for a day. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Left HandedIan bets Anthony not to use his right hand for a day. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh20, anthony, dollars, hand, hecox, ian, padilla, right, smosh, twentyComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/o_uln6CurFk2006-06-21T18:22:12.000Z2008-12-04T19:10:37.000ZAn original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals). BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin this here rap for your safety so all you kids dont mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time to get a tan so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran I forgot my house was two stories tall I missed the first step and began to fall What happened next I could not recall I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all I thought I could get some help on the street I got run over by a f---ing Jeep the rest of this mess I will not repeat to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) I woke up in a strange location some dirty bum had an explanation apparently he had no education he turned my body into an abomination he said he found me on the road nearly dead it was necessary he fix my torso and my head he had no human parts so he used a box instead the news was so overwhelming that I fled (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) [yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman? yeah, he used to be a part of my clique yeah, well what about now? I don't know man, he can suck my --] it's hard to live with a body of cardboard you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored but since the accident I've always been ignored I trust one day that my hope will be restored I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree I get so desparate that a cry and I plea I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley if I ever want to travel across the sea I disguise myself as a package and fly for free Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3)smoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - BoxmanAn original music video created by Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox (including lyrics/vocals). BOXMAN T-SHIRT & POSTERS: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: so let me tell you how this all came to be I'm doin this here rap for your safety so all you kids dont mess up like me and be disowned by your family so check it, this is how it all began I was chillin, eatin' some raisin bran I decided it was time to get a tan so I grabbed my scissors and then I ran I forgot my house was two stories tall I missed the first step and began to fall What happened next I could not recall I was impaled by the scissors and thats not all I thought I could get some help on the street I got run over by a f---ing Jeep the rest of this mess I will not repeat to help keep your lunch, I've been discrete (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) I woke up in a strange location some dirty bum had an explanation apparently he had no education he turned my body into an abomination he said he found me on the road nearly dead it was necessary he fix my torso and my head he had no human parts so he used a box instead the news was so overwhelming that I fled (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) [yo, what's up homie, you know that boxman? yeah, he used to be a part of my clique yeah, well what about now? I don't know man, he can suck my --] it's hard to live with a body of cardboard you'd think with this cute smile I'd be adored but since the accident I've always been ignored I trust one day that my hope will be restored I'd like to meet a girl who likes me for me but of course no girl likes a guy made of tree I get so desparate that a cry and I plea I'd even take a fat girl to a tolerable degree I guess it ain't that bad to be a box like me hey, at least I ain't Mary-Kate or Ashley if I ever want to travel across the sea I disguise myself as a package and fly for free Well the moral of the story is airfare's expensive as hell so that's the end of my tale, so long, and farewell (box / the boxman / he's the boxman / he's the boxman / he's a box / he's a boxman / boxman / he's a box / man) (x3)anthony, box, hecox, ian, man, music, padilla, rap, smosh, videoMusicCarmichael, Ca2006-05-27http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/GGpT_Li6gxQ2007-09-07T19:52:54.000Z2008-12-04T19:13:01.000ZBLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras T-BAG & PHUONG'S VIDEO: http://smosh.com/extras If you haven't watched the two previous videos, watch those first. The Assassins: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmKUCNrq-Gg Replacement Needed: http://youtube.com/watch?v=p8Y7q_Lsctg Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Reunited?BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras T-BAG & PHUONG'S VIDEO: http://smosh.com/extras If you haven't watched the two previous videos, watch those first. The Assassins: http://youtube.com/watch?v=QmKUCNrq-Gg Replacement Needed: http://youtube.com/watch?v=p8Y7q_Lsctg Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, cartwheel, hecox, ian, padilla, phuong, smosh, t-bagComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/gwkCbJEnMuk2007-12-07T20:44:13.000Z2008-12-05T02:21:40.000ZIt's birthday time for Ian. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Ian's BirthdayIt's birthday time for Ian. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, birthday, cake, dog, hecox, ian, padilla, party, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/0_T-RGXKGS82007-06-15T19:12:54.000Z2008-12-05T02:26:22.000ZAnthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: I'll tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow up my mother Oo, Anthony is not alone It made me want to go blow up my home Eventually I did, but that ain't the point I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right 'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that this script was full of nonsense I bet you thought I was gonna say crap because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that Transformers will -- punch you in the face Transformers won't -- do the Macerena Transformers -- always say no to drugs Transformers They don't even need to use a glock They can take you down with their electric shock Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock But not as much as a slap from my hand Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn) Optimus knows how to use his hose He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads Ooh, you like that, we switched it up Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt And Thunderblast is a slut What?... she is... Transformers will -- find a cure for death Transformers won't -- do your algebra Transformers -- are against terrorism Transformers The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot They got moves like you ain't ever got No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane Moves so whack that you can't explain Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain Moves that Decepticons could never attain You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say Transformers -- hit the club like every day Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction They explode in your face like a chain reaction Transformers will -- run for president Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween Transformers -- hardcore since '84smoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Transformers RapAnthony and Ian express their love for Transformers. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch/#posters Watch this video in higher quality and download video/MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Beat by Lance Dean - http://myspace.com/theellarsound ---------------------------------------- LYRICS: I'll tell you bout one day when I was young I was flipping the through the channels when I saw something on Something 'bout robots that destroy each other It made me want to go blow up my mother Oo, Anthony is not alone It made me want to go blow up my home Eventually I did, but that ain't the point I love bad grammar and I wish I could rhyme And if you didn't get what we're talkin' about We're talkin' bout the most amazing thing around If you thinkin' Transformers then you was right 'Cause everybody knows that they hella tight Transformers' creators wouldn't pay us to make this rap They told us that this script was full of nonsense I bet you thought I was gonna say crap because it rhymes with rap, but i'm better than that Transformers will -- punch you in the face Transformers won't -- do the Macerena Transformers -- always say no to drugs Transformers They don't even need to use a glock They can take you down with their electric shock Hurt more than a bodyslam from The Rock But not as much as a slap from my hand Ooh, have you heard about Optimus Prime? Sweeter than a cherry, sour than a lime If your booty's gettin' hot and it keeps gettin' hotter He'll turn into a fire truck and spray you with water (Damn) Optimus knows how to use his hose He be treatin' his friends like he treats his hoes Sucks Pixie Sticks right through his nose Until his nose unloads and explodes bus loads Ooh, you like that, we switched it up Like when decepticons kicked Autobot butt And Thunderblast is a slut What?... she is... Transformers will -- find a cure for death Transformers won't -- do your algebra Transformers -- are against terrorism Transformers The dopest parties are thrown by the Autobots Disco dancin' and chicks hella hot They got moves like you ain't ever got No weed, no spank, no crack cocaine They don't need that stuff to keep they party insane Moves so whack that you can't explain Dancing so crazy that'll melt your brain Moves that Decepticons could never attain You hear that Megatron, you ain't got no game Autobots throw it up -- Makin' you look lame You fight to contain the shame you've obtained Optimus will take you out -- With impeccable aim Transformers -- don't give a damn what ya'll say Transformers -- hit the club like every day Transformers -- blow things up with satisfaction They explode in your face like a chain reaction Transformers will -- run for president Transformers won't -- dress for Halloween Transformers -- hardcore since '84anthony, hecox, ian, megatron, music, optimus, padilla, prime, smosh, song, transformer, videoComedyCarmichael, Ca2007-05-17http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/lJsjJVPeEOo2006-09-25T00:40:34.000Z2008-12-05T02:12:32.000ZA man tries to sell Ian the best car ever. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - The Best Car EVERA man tries to sell Ian the best car ever. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, best, car, fireball, hecox, ian, padilla, smoshComedyCarmichael, Ca2006-08-17http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/p8Y7q_Lsctg2007-08-31T19:13:41.000Z2008-12-03T21:23:45.000ZBLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras If you haven't watched the previous video, The Assassins, you might not know what's going on. Watch the next video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GGpT_Li6gxQ Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh T-bag's Myspace: http://myspace.com/itstbag Phuong's Myspace: http://myspace.com/mynamephuongsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Replacement NeededBLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras If you haven't watched the previous video, The Assassins, you might not know what's going on. Watch the next video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=GGpT_Li6gxQ Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh T-bag's Myspace: http://myspace.com/itstbag Phuong's Myspace: http://myspace.com/mynamephuonganthony, cartwheel, hecox, ian, new, padilla, partner, phuong, smosh, t-bagComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/cvHeVdlZQPs2006-02-08T20:11:43.000Z2008-12-05T02:20:31.000ZA short story of two very bored friends who resort to playing Battleship. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://www.smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - BattleshipA short story of two very bored friends who resort to playing Battleship. Watch this video in higher quality & download at http://www.smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, battleship, bored, friends, hecox, ian, padilla, smoshComedyCarmichael, Ca2006-02-01http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/eew5OS83D-I2008-10-12T20:01:14.000Z2008-12-05T02:24:51.000ZBoxman decides to run for president. DANCE CONTEST: http://smosh.com/BoxmanPresDance BOXMAN '08 SHIRT: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in high quality, download the MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed And I'm the best dressed, but I digress The North to the South to the East to the West America will look like less of a mess McCain's not the best, I must confess Now let me try to express my detest 1 He's bald and stanky 2 He's old and cranky 3 He's got hair on his back 4 He smokes a lot of crack As you can see, John McCain is a joke He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke The other candidates will feel the pain When I blaze the trail with my campaign Boxman is runnin for president Boxman is the number one candidate Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox Boxman is the only man in a box Barack Obama's not the right choice either If it was up to me you'd vote for neither Both McCain and Obama should get the axe Just let me tell you these Obama facts 1 He's got a chubby belly 2 His pits are really smelly 3 Osama's his brother 4 He slept with my mother So please make the right choice and vote for me You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy I guarantee health care would be free And every day of your life would be filled with glee Now let's talk about the war in Iraq And how we're wasting our time with that crap It'd be faster with my new policy To just nuke each enemy country Boxman is runnin for president Boxman is the number one candidate Boxman will steal Obama's socks Boxman is the only man in a box Let's stop wasting money on education And quit spending cash on transportation Let's focus on something for the population Like the eradication of constipation So when it comes time for you to choose Which candidate will wear the president's shoes You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why Cause my vice president is this guysmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Boxman for PresidentBoxman decides to run for president. DANCE CONTEST: http://smosh.com/BoxmanPresDance BOXMAN '08 SHIRT: http://smosh.com/merch Watch this video in high quality, download the MP3 at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh My name is boxman, I'm runnin for pres I know I'm gonna win cause i'm better than the rest I'm here to fix the U.S. so don't get stressed And I'm the best dressed, but I digress The North to the South to the East to the West America will look like less of a mess McCain's not the best, I must confess Now let me try to express my detest 1 He's bald and stanky 2 He's old and cranky 3 He's got hair on his back 4 He smokes a lot of crack As you can see, John McCain is a joke He's in his mid 70s, he's bound to have a stroke The other candidates will feel the pain When I blaze the trail with my campaign Boxman is runnin for president Boxman is the number one candidate Boxman will give McCain Chicken pox Boxman is the only man in a box Barack Obama's not the right choice either If it was up to me you'd vote for neither Both McCain and Obama should get the axe Just let me tell you these Obama facts 1 He's got a chubby belly 2 His pits are really smelly 3 Osama's his brother 4 He slept with my mother So please make the right choice and vote for me You'll see I'll fix the 'E'conomy I guarantee health care would be free And every day of your life would be filled with glee Now let's talk about the war in Iraq And how we're wasting our time with that crap It'd be faster with my new policy To just nuke each enemy country Boxman is runnin for president Boxman is the number one candidate Boxman will steal Obama's socks Boxman is the only man in a box Let's stop wasting money on education And quit spending cash on transportation Let's focus on something for the population Like the eradication of constipation So when it comes time for you to choose Which candidate will wear the president's shoes You'll vote for me and I'll tell you why Cause my vice president is this guy08, 2008, anthony, biden, box, elections, hecox, ian, man, mccain, obama, padilla, palin, president, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/EZjfZLTbnvY2008-01-11T20:09:13.000Z2008-12-05T02:21:40.000ZAnthony tries to help Ian recover from his cold. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Music: Discovery of a Lifelong Error - Giants Orbiting http://myspace.com/discoveryofalifelongerror Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Cat SoupAnthony tries to help Ian recover from his cold. BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras Music: Discovery of a Lifelong Error - Giants Orbiting http://myspace.com/discoveryofalifelongerror Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, cat, fight, hecox, ian, padilla, scratch, smosh, soupComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/R20RGd75HF82008-09-13T18:13:16.000Z2008-12-05T02:27:59.000ZAnthony and Ian think they are dead. Watch episode two on September 20, 2008! BLOOPERS FROM THIS VIDEO: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Life As Ghosts: Episode 1Anthony and Ian think they are dead. Watch episode two on September 20, 2008! BLOOPERS FROM THIS VIDEO: http://smosh.com/extras Watch this video in high quality at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshamerican, anthony, dance, death, hannah, hecox, ian, montana, native, padilla, rainstick, smoshComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/hu28avESP682008-04-01T07:22:43.000Z2008-12-03T21:06:53.000ZAs many of you have already guessed, we are not really being sued. (That would suck if we really were and everyone thought it was an April Fool's joke though!) For the first part of the day, if you tried to purchase something on http://smosh.com/BuyOurStuff, it would always give the error "This item cannot be purchased because it is currently in someone else's shopping cart. Please try back in 15 minutes". Later in the day we decided to make all of the order buttons redirect to a page that said "April Fooled You!" (So no, we did not make any money from this!) We hope you all had a great April Fools day! http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh Sued for $20 Million (April Fools)As many of you have already guessed, we are not really being sued. (That would suck if we really were and everyone thought it was an April Fool's joke though!) For the first part of the day, if you tried to purchase something on http://smosh.com/BuyOurStuff, it would always give the error "This item cannot be purchased because it is currently in someone else's shopping cart. Please try back in 15 minutes". Later in the day we decided to make all of the order buttons redirect to a page that said "April Fooled You!" (So no, we did not make any money from this!) We hope you all had a great April Fools day! http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, dollars, hecox, ian, lawsuit, music, padilla, pokemon, smosh, song, sue, theme, videoComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/M0U99WIBrTc2007-12-22T20:31:11.000Z2008-12-05T02:21:40.000ZA young boy proves to his parents that Santa is real. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshsmoshhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/users/smoshSmosh - Santa is Real!A young boy proves to his parents that Santa is real. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smoshanthony, burglar, christmas, claus, hecox, ian, padilla, robber, santa, smosh, stevenComedyhttp://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/T6SZyALXu0Y2008-05-24T19:09:52.000Z2008-12-05T02:18:07.000ZWATCH "That Damn Neighbor" FIRST: http://youtube.com/watch?v=dewxCGrauco NEIGHBOR SHIRT & POSTER: http://smosh.com/merch BLOOPERS: http://smosh.com/extras In this video, Benny Jean has his Yard Sale interrupted by a very unwelcome guest. Watch this video in higher quality & download video at http://smosh.com/videos/yardsale http://smosh.com http://myspace.com/smosh Colette - If & Zion I and The Grouch - Hit Em are provided courtesy of Om Records, http://om-records.com, http://youtube.com/omrecords