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A Tale of Two Forts

ThomasProductions — Mon, 28 May 2012 02:52:36 +0000

	A Tale of Two Forts Whose fort reigns supreme? DIRECTOR'S NOTES: Hey, everyone. This is just a quick video we made a few days ago. Marlin episode 69 has been delayed due to colds (not good for voice recording). Our plan was to get it out before the end of May, but that might not happen. Just know that we're going to get it finished and released at the earliest possible date. Thanks for understanding.	From: ThomasProductions Views: 29 3 ratings
	Time: 02:23	More in Comedy

Sean Connery's Gaming Corner - Halo Anniversary [feat. Morgan Freeman]

ThomasProductions — Sun, 06 May 2012 10:33:29 +0000

	Sean Connery's Gaming Corner - Halo Anniversary [feat. Morgan Freeman] Sean Connery plays Halo: Anniversary co-op with a special guest and shares his thoughts.	From: ThomasProductions Views: 203 11 ratings
	Time: 11:05	More in Comedy

Marlin the Elite - Episode 68: Irresistible Deal

ThomasProductions — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 22:30:23 +0000

	Marlin the Elite - Episode 68: Irresistible Deal The sixty-eighth episode of Marlin the Elite: when Lemon Man finds out about a special hotel offer, he takes Cotton Swab and Marlin on a weekend vacation. But like everything free, there's a catch. DIRECTOR'S NOTES: Hope you guys enjoy the episode. Sorry we haven't been putting out a lot of content lately, but we plan on changing that. We're currently working on another machinima that should be out in the next week or so, so stay tuned. As usual, if you want to get the latest up-to-date news from us, like us on Facebook and/or follow us on Twitter: www.facebook.com www.twitter.com	From: ThomasProductions Views: 729 21 ratings
	Time: 10:55	More in Comedy

Messages for Marlin: March 2012

ThomasProductions — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 19:02:44 +0000

	Messages for Marlin: March 2012 Here are some messages that fans have sent to the Marlin the Elite Xbox Live account.	From: ThomasProductions Views: 280 6 ratings
	Time: 03:52	More in Gaming

Marlin the Elite - Episode 67: R&R

ThomasProductions — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 22:29:42 +0000

	Marlin the Elite - Episode 67: R&R The sixty-seventh episode of Marlin the Elite: When Marlin receives a coupon for a trip to the spa, he takes full advantage of the opportunity. DIRECTOR'S NOTES: Hope everyone enjoyed this episode. Many of you have been expressing your love for the series in the comments, which I thank you for. If you want to help spread the word, please tell anyone you think might be interested in the series to check it out. You can also show your support by liking Marlin the Elite and Thomas Productions on Facebook: www.facebook.com www.facebook.com The next new Marlin episode will be coming in April, but of course, we'll be posting other new videos in the meantime. We will also likely record a brand new podcast episode in which we discuss our opinions on the latest Halo 4 news, so be on the lookout for that.	From: ThomasProductions Views: 1455 14 ratings
	Time: 10:26	More in Comedy

Halo 4 Piano Cover

ThomasProductions — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 21:23:18 +0000

	Halo 4 Piano Cover Here's a quick piano cover of one of the new Halo 4 themes, as heard in the "Working at 343 Industries" and "Making Halo 4: First Look" videos. Enjoy.	From: ThomasProductions Views: 2091 69 ratings
	Time: 01:27	More in Music

The Boy Who Cried Halo 4

ThomasProductions — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 10:18:01 +0000

	The Boy Who Cried Halo 4 Another false alarm? Like us on Facebook to get production updates: www.facebook.com	From: ThomasProductions Views: 3817 32 ratings
	Time: 01:30	More in Comedy

The TP Presidential Debate (Outtakes)

ThomasProductions — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 09:39:52 +0000

	The TP Presidential Debate (Outtakes) Outtakes from the video "The TP Presidential Debate" youtu.be Get updates on our latest videos on our Facebook page: www.facebook.com	From: ThomasProductions Views: 51 2 ratings
	Time: 01:32	More in Comedy

The TP Presidential Debate

ThomasProductions — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 08:44:26 +0000

	The TP Presidential Debate Thomas Productions get's in on the 2012 election action with the TP Presidential Debate!	From: ThomasProductions Views: 70 3 ratings
	Time: 07:04	More in Comedy

Skyrim Impressions

ThomasProductions — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:31:16 +0000

	Skyrim Impressions With so many memorable lines in Skyrim, Kevin and Layne take a crack at some of them.	From: ThomasProductions Views: 388 18 ratings
	Time: 01:48	More in Gaming

Marlin the Elite - Episode 66: I Spy

ThomasProductions — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:20:01 +0000

	Marlin the Elite - Episode 66: I Spy The sixty-sixth episode of Marlin the Elite: Marlin helps a secret agent complete a dangerous mission, only to be drawn into the crossfire himself. DIRECTOR'S NOTES: Hope everyone had a nice winter break. We will be putting out a total of four more Marlin the Elite episodes in between now and June, plus hopefully some other machinima stuff, so stay tuned! If you want to keep track of what we're doing in between videos, be sure to follow us on Facebook: www.facebook.com	From: ThomasProductions Views: 1870 24 ratings
	Time: 11:06	More in Comedy

Under Cover of Night (Cover)

ThomasProductions — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:57:36 +0000

	Under Cover of Night (Cover) A cover of "Under Cover of Night"/"Cloaked in Blackness" from Halo CE and Halo Anniversary. Original music by Martin O'Donnell	From: ThomasProductions Views: 299 9 ratings
	Time: 03:37	More in Music

The Switch (Bonus Footage)

ThomasProductions — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:40:46 +0000

	The Switch (Bonus Footage) Bonus footage from our video "The Switch" youtu.be Like us on Facebook to get the our latest news www.facebook.com	From: ThomasProductions Views: 63 1 ratings
	Time: 01:32	More in Comedy

The Switch

ThomasProductions — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 08:41:42 +0000

	The Switch Kevin comes up with a radical idea. Like us on Facebook to get our latest updates: www.facebook.com	From: ThomasProductions Views: 111 5 ratings
	Time: 04:53	More in Comedy

Slow Walkers

ThomasProductions — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 09:12:02 +0000

	Slow Walkers Don't you just hate walking behind slow people?	From: ThomasProductions Views: 339 11 ratings
	Time: 02:56	More in Comedy

An Interview with Sean Connery (Bonus Footage)

ThomasProductions — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 06:08:35 +0000

	An Interview with Sean Connery (Bonus Footage) Bonus footage from our 2011 video An Interview with Sean Connery youtu.be	From: ThomasProductions Views: 99 2 ratings
	Time: 03:23	More in Comedy

Hugh Jagman: Standup Genius

ThomasProductions — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 08:44:12 +0000

	Hugh Jagman: Standup Genius Order your copy today!	From: ThomasProductions Views: 99 3 ratings
	Time: 04:31	More in Comedy

Sean Connery's Favorite Things

ThomasProductions — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:38:15 +0000

	Sean Connery's Favorite Things Sean Connery shares some of his favorite things. Download the song here: soundcloud.com A parody of the song "My Favorite Things" by Richard Rodgers LYRICS: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm wollen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with string These are a few of my favorite things Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles Changing some lyrics 'cause I'm not Von Trapp I say that if it's not Scottish it's crap! Driving fast cars, smoking cigars Wearing lots of plaid I simply remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes Slivers on whips that give men forty lashes Salmon that spawn and then swim down the stream These are a few of my favorite things Wearing no pants and inspecting my undies Sitting on stools in the buff just for funsies Not shaving my chest hair anytime soon If I shaved at seven, it'd be back by noon! Drinking whiskey, playing Skyrim Not acting one bit I sometimes remember my favorite things And then I don't feel like sh*t Surfing the net to find pics of Bob Saget Telling a n00b on Xbox he's af@ggot Sampling chocolates that really aren't mine I'll only stop if you catch me in time Singing some carols to ward off a demon Chatting with my BFF Morgan Freeman Talking with Sean on the telephone line I somehow find his company divine Going to see, New Years Eve Man that movie sucked! I simply remember my <b>...</b>	From: ThomasProductions Views: 483 8 ratings
	Time: 03:19	More in Comedy

24 Chocolate Days Until Christmas

ThomasProductions — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 07:55:41 +0000

	24 Chocolate Days Until Christmas A tasty countdown indeed. Download the song here: soundcloud.com Song & Lyrics by Kyle LYRICS: Santa's coming down the chimney, blow'n my mind We'll have the best damn Christmas of it's kind Gotta figure out what to put on my list Can't wait to get some gifts from Saint Nick I want Xbox,...	From: ThomasProductions Views: 206 7 ratings
	Time: 01:54	More in Comedy

Marlin the Elite - Episode 65: Get a Clue

ThomasProductions — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 21:54:23 +0000

	Marlin the Elite - Episode 65: Get a Clue The sixty-fifth episode of Marlin the Elite: when Marlin and the gang go to see a free concert, they suddenly find themselves suspects in a murder mystery. Download the metal song featured in this episode on Soundcloud: soundcloud.com DIRECTOR'S NOTES: This is the last new episode for 2011. We'll resume new episodes in February 2012. However, we'll be posting more awesome videos, so don't go anywhere!	From: ThomasProductions Views: 1895 16 ratings
	Time: 10:11	More in Comedy

An Interview with Sean Connery

ThomasProductions — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 23:36:36 +0000

	An Interview with Sean Connery Sean Connery sits down to answer some questions.	From: ThomasProductions Views: 434 7 ratings
	Time: 07:09	More in Comedy

Hey, a Tree

ThomasProductions — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:36:22 +0000

	Hey, a Tree You wanna go?! Directed/Written/Edited by Kevin	From: ThomasProductions Views: 179 12 ratings
	Time: 00:48	More in Comedy

Marlin the Elite - Episode 64: A Super Day

ThomasProductions — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 09:06:28 +0000

	Marlin the Elite - Episode 64: A Super Day The sixty-fourth episode of Marlin the Elite: when Marlin goes in for a check-up, he gets an unexpected surprise. DIRECTOR'S NOTES: We have one more episode coming next week, and then we'll be taking a break until February. Of course, we'll have lots of other new content we'll be posting in the meantime, so stay tuned! Also, we're having another TP Community Game Event on Saturday, December 17 at 1 PM (PST). Check out this video for more info on how to participate: youtu.be	From: ThomasProductions Views: 1740 9 ratings
	Time: 07:44	More in Comedy

Scented Butt Wipes

ThomasProductions — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:29:01 +0000

	Scented Butt Wipes When a guy tries to get some medicated butt wipes, he gets more than he bargains for. Directed/Edited by Kevin Written by Kevin Don't forget, we're having a TP Community Game Event on Saturday, December 17 at 1 PM (PST). Watch the announcement video for more info: youtu.be	From: ThomasProductions Views: 123 7 ratings
	Time: 05:43	More in Comedy

TP Community Game Event Info: Dec. 17, 2011

ThomasProductions — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 22:09:00 +0000

	TP Community Game Event Info: Dec. 17, 2011 We're having another TP Game Event on Sat. Dec. 17, 2011 at 1:00 PM (PACIFIC STANDARD TIME). HOW TO JOIN THE GAME EVENT: 1. Send a friend request to the F'Andre Lemon Man Xbox Live account (if you're not already) live.xbox.com 2. When the time rolls around, go online and join F'Andre's party. And you're in! Hope to see you there! (BTW, if you have any 48 hr. Xbox Live trial codes you don't need, message the code to us! We need them for future game events)	From: ThomasProductions Views: 103 0 ratings
	Time: 03:58	More in People & Blogs